Day 20: Human Tracks

I submit this photo as evidence, nay PROOF, of the existence of Humans. Long have I sought them in the distant wilderness, far removed from the comforts of Sasquatchkind, and finally I have something to show for it. Though I'm sure the skeptics will find something to complain about with this photo. Bah on them!

Day 19: New Snow

I don't really like this photo, but it's the best I got, even after prettying it up a bit. Oh, well...

Day 18: Cookies of Peace

After warring for a full day, the nations of Riceland and Beeftopia finally found peace, and everyone enjoyed some chocolate chip cookies to celebrate the new Sweety Treaty.

But then a dragon ate them all.

Please send this along, if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that being eaten by dragons is not something to be ashamed of. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and are truly terrifying. 93% won't copy and paste this... They have been eaten by dragons.

Day 17: Hostile Border

Relations between Beeftopia and Riceland have always been peppered by food group prejudice, and the United Rations has been called on to intervene after incidents in which foods were caught touching on the plate.

Day 16: Survival Horror

Why "Survival Horror" and not "First-Person Shooter"?

The laughing dog can never die.

Day 15: Subwoofers

The secret of subwoofers: They don't actually do anything. Every one of them has a miniature lion inside that roars along with the loud parts of the movie. Do yours a favor and put on The Lion King. They really like the parts with Mufasa.

Why is the subwoofer on a stool? Nobody knows. And everyone who asked has found themselves in Egypt holding a dictionary and a rubber chicken.

Day 14: Grey Shadows

Been windy and rainy today. And I liked this one for some reason.

Day 13: Lost

Baby Dewey got separated. But it's okay. They found his father not long after.

He's actually adopted. One day he'll realize he's lip balm and not soda, and it will bother him.

He'll rebel and probably make some mistakes, but it will all turn out right in the end.

Day 12: Brown

Potato Sith vs. coconut Wookiee.

Okay, it's a gorilla. But for right now, it's a Wookiee.

Day 11: Purple

I may have gone a little far compensating for the camera's color correction, but it's almost as purple as it looked from where I sat.

Mmmm. Grape sky.

Day 10: Blue

Our living room is a lot of blue.

Not the most interesting photo, but... Look, a dragon! *runs away*

Day 9: Green

My dice are blessed by spirits of the Feywild.

Day 8: Yellow

I actually left the house for a photo! And I like how this one turned out.

Day 7: Orange

I'm curious what people will think about this one before they know what it is.

For any who want to know, run this through a ROT13 decoder:
Sevqtr yvtug guebhtu na nccyr whvpr obggyr.

Day 6: Red

Munch munch munch. That was a tasty apple.

Day 5: Bowl of Lion

Tried to catch Roary napping, but he heard me approach and woke up.
The photo may look bad, but that's because Roary radiates fuzziness into all things.

That bowl looks comfy.

Day 4: Terabytus

Stare into the eye of Terabytus.

Its gaze sees all your secrets.
Its mind knows more than you ever will.

Day 3: There are four lights!

In the bathroom. We wouldn't give Picard the toilet paper until he said there were five.

Some Info

Camera: Nintendo DSi, 0.3 MPx
Software: GIMP 2.4
Me: American weirdo nerd guy who sort of pretends he's a dog online sometimes

Day 2: Miles per Gallon

How can we let people drive trucks this huge?
Doesn't anyone care about conserving energy and stopping pollution?

Day 1: Thirsty

The Dew bottle. It is empty. Will no one come to save me?